I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.